Happy May! Right? It’s the first of the month, and despite the best efforts of Bone Thugz n’ Harmony, we still like to pretend the start of any new month has special promise. We’ll finally quit smoking, or betting on the ponies, or following Scott Disick on Instagram. Whatever it is, basically we won’t make any of the mistakes of the month prior, and we’ll finally have abs.
What better way to celebrate this deluded sense of hope and optimism than with a wine named for the magic of May? So pour yourself a glass of May wine! Or, yeah, figure out just what the hell it is first, then pour.